This image of Harry Kane’s horribly twisted ankle will have Tottenham Hotspur fans concerned

Roy Keane has a typically frank solution to Arsenal’s Alexis Sanchez problem

Xabi Alonso confirms what we already knew was coming with one typically classy picture

Angel Di Maria must be regretting taunting Barcelona fans after Edinson Cavani’s goal

Theo Walcott as good as confirms those Alexis Sanchez rumours

WATCH: Alexis Sanchez tries to hide his laughter as Arsenal teammates suffer another humiliation

Five players that can (attempt to) fill Zlatan Ibrahimovic’s boots during his ban

WATCH: Arsenal fans stage ‘Wenger Out’ protest ahead of Bayern Munich game

Tony Bellew reveals he suffered an injury to his hand during early stages of Satuday’s fight

Tony Bellew’s victory is, of course, even better with Titanic music

Viewers think this was the precise moment David Haye damaged his ankle

Manchester United fans don’t like the idea of former favourite returning for Michael Carrick’s testimonial

You’ll definitely struggle to name every team Dennis Bergkamp scored against for Arsenal

Twitter reacts to Claudio Bravo being Claudio Bravo

Greater Manchester Police Twitter pokes fun at Liverpool in tweet about using phone while driving

Football fans ponder who Roy Hodgson will assign to corner kicks at Leicester City

Leicester City hold talks with Roy Hodgson over manager’s job

Jamie Vardy’s goal utterly ruined by his feeble attempt to punch corner flag

Leicester’s vice-chairman responds to claims that players influenced Claudio Ranieri sacking

Jamie Vardy responds to claims that he played a part in Claudio Ranieri’s dismissal

There’s a fresh twist to ‘Pie Gate’ as Sutton United’s first-choice goalkeeper goes off injured

This Soccer Saturday Claudio Ranieri tribute will have you crying big, fat, salty tears

Quiz: Name every single Manchester United Premier League goalscorer

Sacked Claudio Ranieri shows what a bloody lovely man he is with great fan gesture

Manchester City help destroy football with new catwalk entrance for players

Can you name the 18 players in the Manchester United squad for Wayne Rooney’s 2004 debut?

Jamie Vardy’s Skittle-sorting dreams have become reality with this brilliantly pointless machine

Martin Keown seems to think Sutton players want to tackle foreigners for a bizarre reason

Every football fan will respect Arsene Wenger’s classy pre-match tribute to Sutton United

Graeme Souness blasts Mesut Özil after Bayern Munich display

Paul Scholes’ top four prediction spells great news for Manchester United

CONFIRMED: Mark Clattenburg quits the Premier League for new role in Saudi Arabia

Mesut Özil’s prematch interview with German publication comes back to bite him on the arse

Eugenie Bouchard was never going to back down from her Super Bowl date bet

This Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain tantrum summed up a miserable night for Arsenal fans everywhere

Somehow, it appeared Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain had made Arsenal’s night worse *after* the full-time whistle

Desperately unhappy Marcus Rashford’s strained relationship with Jose Mourinho made clear by heartbreaking image

Enormously impressed Niall Quinn delights viewers with extremely specific piece of commentary

A few questions about these Manchester United fans’ painfully terrible banner

Rangers announce Mark Warburton has resigned… even though Mark Warburton doesn’t know he’s resigned

Manchester United’s official Twitter account *finally* replies to persistent fan

World Grand Prix snooker quarter final scorecard amused childish minds everywhere

This schoolkid was thoroughly unimpressed with Michael Carrick’s prank

Brexit adds a Paul Pogba-sized amount of money to Manchester United’s debt

Conclusive proof that Lionel Messi is 100% absolutely definitely moving to England

It’s not taken long for Memphis Depay’s arse to start collecting splinters from the Lyon bench

Bayern Munich did not expect Philipp Lahm to announce his retirement

WATCH: Real Madrid keeper takes out spy’s phone with crazy accurate kick

There’s nobody more deserving of the Player of the Year awards this year than N’Golo Kante

WATCH: Cyclist is flipped over a crash barrier in this terrifying footage of high-speed descent crash