Real Madrid’s mad clash with Malaga summed up in one amazing Ronaldo stat

Unknown footballer lights up Newcastle’s thrilling 2-2 draw with Chelsea

The Neymar to Manchester United rumour wasn’t as preposterous as we initially thought

Internet mocks Carlisle player for ‘Nandos’ haircut

VIDEO: Minnows Frosinone stun Juve to claim first ever Serie A point

Newcastle fans have already ran out of patience with Steve McClaren

VINE: Radamel Falcao can add free kicks to his lengthy list of lost skills

VINE: Liverpool flop stuns Barcelona with sumptuous chip

Curtis Davies shows off interesting battle scars after rough ride against Swansea

Nobody can argue with the choice for FIFA 16’s MLS cover star

WATCH: Manuel Neuer’s sweeper-keeper shenanigans almost go terribly wrong

A Premier League flop is is earning more than Pirlo and Drogba combined in MLS

Garth Crooks’ team of the week might just be a little too attack-minded

Marseille fans take their treatment of ‘traitor’ Valbuena to ridiculous levels

Five things we learnt from Chelsea’s bad-tempered victory over Arsenal

Chelsea v Arsenal: How the players rated from a controversial game at Stamford Bridge

Arsenal’s Twitter account names Mikel Arteta on Chelsea’s bench

Jamie Carragher is really impressed with Manchester United new-boy Matteo Darmian

VIDEO: Perhaps this footballer’s celebration wasn’t the smartest idea

Newcastle troll new signing Aleksandar Mitrovic on his birthday

Hector Moreno was set to join Manchester United… before he broke his leg

This season’s five biggest Fantasy Football disappointments

PIC: Barcelona’s new third kit is pretty striking

An unlikely hero steps up to volunteer for Manchester United striker duty

Angel Di Maria reveals the real reason why he had to leave Manchester United

Vine: MLS star Giovinco pulls off an outrageous piece of skill

Vine: Hilarity ensues in the NFL after seemingly everyone forgets how to catch

Video: France striker produces one of the most bizarre misses of the season

Floyd Mayweather wants to challenge Manny Pacquiao in a basketball game for $2million

Cardiff City want to charge an insane amount of money for a football kit

Serie A’s early kick-offs threw up a very strange twist of fate

PIC: Sunderland fan takes half-and-half shirts to a whole new level

Anthony Martial and other Premier League debuts to remember

adidas mark Daley Blind’s goal in the most bizarre way possible

Chris Smalling is the real deal and four other things we learned about Manchester United

Player ratings: Smalling leads the way, Firmino underwhelms as United see off Liverpool

1860 Munich’s Oktoberfest kit is either glorious or hideous

Paris St-Germain put in a frankly astonishing deadline day bid for Cristiano Ronaldo

EA Sports reveals the top 10 players in Fifa 16

Manchester United would have done well if the transfer window had played out in reverse

David De Gea may be about to commit the biggest football U-turn of the year

Manchester United turned down Marco Reus for not much more than they may pay for Anthony Martial

Manchester United hero Eric Cantona has made a very bold claim about Anthony Martial

Manchester City have found another way of outdoing rivals United

Jose Mourinho is the victim of a very strange Premier League curse

Tony Pulis brings out the worst in former club Stoke

Five things we learnt from Arsenal’s victory at Newcastle