57 words.
In his 594 days as manager of Chelsea Football Club, Thomas Tuchel left one hell of an impression.
The German took over from Frank Lampard on January 21st 2021, when Chelsea had sunk to 10th in the Premier League after losing five of eight games. Lampard had guided Chelsea to the knock-out stages of the Champions League but the domestic slump, which included League Cup elimination, saw Roman Abramovich [remember him?] cut the club legend loose.
Tuchel eventually secured Champions League football for Chelsea by beating Leicester City at Stamford Bridge, on the penultimate day of the league season. The Blues also won that season's Champions League after beating the heavily-favoured Manchester City in the final.
There is a lovely photograph, after that Chelsea triumph, of Tuchel standing back and savouring the moment his players gather around the European Cup and celebrate their unlikely win.
Having been denied in the previous year's final, as boss of Paris Saint Germain, he had reached the promised land. Still, he was happy to stand back and let his players and coaches take the acclaim.
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Thomas Tuchel looks on as Chelsea players celebrate with the UEFA Champions League trophy, at Estadio do Dragao in Porto, Portugal. (Photo by Marc Atkins/Getty Images)[/caption]
Chelsea at it again
Thomas Tuchel followed up that huge cup success, last season by winning the Club World Cup and Super Cup, and bringing Chelsea to the FA Cup and League Cup finals. All of this was achieved during a time of massive disruption and change, as
Roman Abramovich first stepped back then stepped away from the club.
All the while, Tuchel had nothing but grace and affinity in his dealings with the media, and with Chelsea supporters.
Todd Boehly took over as the frontman for a new ownership group and, after a few months of wondering if the club would slip into financial disarray, the Londoners showed they were back, this summer, by splashing insane amounts of cash.
€282 million has been spent bringing in a glut of players that Thomas Tuchel must have wanted, or surely had some say in the club signing. Surely?
We know Tuchel definitely did not want 37-year-old Cristiano Ronaldo as the club's big replacement for Romelu Lukaku. Boehly thought he could make a statement signing. He was talked out of that, but found other players to spew millions on.
Chelsea are currently sixth in the league, five points off early pace-setters Arsenal, and lost away to Dinamo Zagreb on Tuesday evening. Hours later, Chelsea announced they had 'parted ways' with another manager. On Tuchel,
the club stated:
594 days, four finals, three trophies, 100 games and 57 words later,
of a manager that deserved so much better.
In total, the Chelsea statement ran to 138 words and much of that was taken up by proclaiming the 'new owners believe it is the right time to make this transition' as it 'reaches 100 days since taking over the club'.
All that sacking Thomas Tuchel does is elicit the cries, and sighs, that nothing ever seems to change at Chelsea.
It now reads as idiotic to have spent €282m in transfers for a manager that has now been kicked out after a run of games that would suit most clubs rightly.
The anti-Tuchel briefings began as soon as the statement announcing his sacking had been released. In reality, many reporters with an inside track to the club already knew Tuchel was on his way, and had the club's twisted sense of perspective to start peddling.
Fans are now reading, this morning, that
to get shot of the German even before the Dinamo Zagreb defeat. They are reading how Tuchel had free reign to make signings like no previous manager ever had under Abramovich, that the new owners 'want a new culture at Stamford Bridge' and that the German had already lost the dressing room.
Some of the pieces circulating today are arguing that the club setting their sights on Graham Potter proves there is a cogent plan in place. It could not be further from the point. These new owners are learning on the job and don't like people that tell them 'No'.
If Potter has any sense, he will steer clear of the club. It has already consumed plenty of bigger and bolder names than him.