WATCH: Kimbo Slice v Dada 5000 was exactly as abysmal as everyone expected

Bellator 149's co-main event delivered on its promise of being an absolute car crash of a fight.

However, that description maybe doing car crashes, as horrible as they are, a disservice as Kimbo Slice v Dada 5000 was a genuine contender for worst fight in the history of MMA... and that's including Matt Serra v complex carbohydrates. https://twitter.com/joerogan/status/700899769967837184 Even Bellator's budget Joe Rogan, colour commentator Jimmy Smith, a man who's paid to get eceryone excited about the combat action struggled to sell this shit show. https://twitter.com/jimmysmithmma/status/700901853618253824 Still need convincing? Check out elite UFC light heavyweight Anthony "Rumble" Johnson's thoughts on the bout. https://twitter.com/Anthony_Rumble/status/700900844972040192 We know what you're thinking, it couldn't have been that bad, right? Well check out the "knockout" that ended the fight in the third round. Spoiler alert: Kimbo Slice got the victory by gently nudging his opponent across the face causing him to go hurtling to the other side of the cage in exhaustion and come crashing down to the mat. After having his lights turned out, the 38-year-old was so exhausted that he required an oxygen tank before being carried away in a stretcher. https://twitter.com/jeremybotter/status/700902276425056256 https://twitter.com/mmaonsiriusxm/status/700903145606492160