Alexis Sanchez's Instagram game is all just a little bit weird

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The SportsJOE Friday Pub Quiz: Week 137

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Shane Long details why he missed celebration of one Ireland’s best ever moments

Well that’s a pity. Shane Long’s name will forever be etched in Irish footballing history. His goal in Ireland’s 1-0 win over Germany in their Euro 2016 qualifying campaign was one of the best finishes ever seen at the Aviva Stadium, and was the catalyst for wild celebrations both during after the game. However, the […]

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Alexis Sanchez’s Instagram game is all just a little bit weird

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There’s the usual things you find on anyone’s Instagram like pictures of cute dogs

And the dog wearing funny clothes and a hat. It's funny because it's a dog. But he's wearing things that normally humans would wear. And he doesn't know the difference

https://instagram.com/p/zE6_fZi6WS/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

But then it goes a bit weird

There’s the vaguely sexually ambiguous gym shots

https://instagram.com/p/zwsvqii6c1/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

And the time he went on a yacht

https://instagram.com/p/qbvR5qC6SS/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

And the one that would look good on his online dating profile

And then there’s the high shorts

So many high shorts

And then there's some motivational speeches

And the time he went on holiday with his dog

There's the occassional famous face or two

And more high shorts

And more topless pics

Not sure why he's topless here

And some shaving shots, obviously

Did he ever tell you about the time he healed a horse?

Or the time he auditioned for the Godfather?

But really he just loves dogs. That's the real message here

There’s the usual things you find on anyone’s Instagram like pictures of cute dogs

And the dog wearing funny clothes and a hat. It's funny because it's a dog. But he's wearing things that normally humans would wear. And he doesn't know the difference

https://instagram.com/p/zE6_fZi6WS/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

But then it goes a bit weird

There’s the vaguely sexually ambiguous gym shots

https://instagram.com/p/zwsvqii6c1/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

And the time he went on a yacht

https://instagram.com/p/qbvR5qC6SS/?taken-by=alexis_officia1

And the one that would look good on his online dating profile

And then there’s the high shorts

So many high shorts

And then there's some motivational speeches

And the time he went on holiday with his dog

There's the occassional famous face or two

And more high shorts

And more topless pics

Not sure why he's topless here

And some shaving shots, obviously

Did he ever tell you about the time he healed a horse?

Or the time he auditioned for the Godfather?

But really he just loves dogs. That's the real message here

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