Dani Alves is giving Mario Balotelli a run for his money in the ridiculous clothes stakes

We know that most footballers are neither financially responsible nor reliably fashionable but Dani Alves has combined both traits with his latest footwear.

It's soul-destroying to think that a human would spend over 30 cent on the atrocities that the Barcelona full-back is donning in his latest Instagram post. http://instagram.com/p/yT-h4qOH1B/?modal=true They're really not any better up close. http://instagram.com/p/yUAMIJvM7j/?modal=true The Brazilian is guilty of committing a number of footballing crimes, from diving to dirty tackles, but his crime against fashion here has to be the worst of all. We'd go as far as to say that it's as bad as Balotelli's bizarre glove-hat.