Four players sacked after video of them masturbating in dressing room goes online

In case you didn't know already, masturbating at work is a bad idea.

Four players from Brazilian side Sport Clube Gaúcho have discovered that the hard way as their inability to fight the urge to diddle themselves while on the clock has seen them lose their jobs. The club, which is based in the city of Passo Fundo, confirmed that the contracts of four players had been terminated due to the surfacing of a video in which three masturbated in the team dressing room, while a fourth recorded. https://twitter.com/English_AS/status/882973100039708673 Club president Gilmar Rosso didn't hesitate to part company with the literal wankers because the video was filmed on club property. "When I hit play, I deleted it, I think it's disgusting," Rosso said to GloboEsporte, via AS. "Outside business hours, we have nothing to do with the situation. If they want to get drunk, [be] gay or not, that’s their problem. “What I have to answer as president is during a trip, office hours. That’s my responsibility. The club is not a keeper of morals and good manners. The only thing we have to answer to is the making of the video inside the club dressing room.” Main image via sportclubgauchopassofundo.blogspot.ie