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Published 14:42 20 Mar 2015 GMT
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'This season, Sunderland remains the only team not to have conceded to Chelsea and the club has remained outside of the bottom three throughout.'Slow hand clap everyone. Stunning in its simplicity yet a devastating snapshot on how poor Sunderland have been this season. The statement then goes on to list all of his career achievements to date and doubles up pretty much as a CV and job application. Any desperate chairman who may be trawling through the LMA website looking for someone to keep a clean sheet against the league leaders may have just found their man Twitter has not been kind in its reaction to the bizarre statement:
All Gus Poyet left out of his statement was: "My greatest weakness? It is probably that I work too hard...." #CVstatement
— Conor McNamara (@ConorMcNamaraIE) March 20, 2015
Poyet's statement does nout for me but blows his own trumpet. He'll have a Sun exclusive slagging us off in 6 months time. — James Anderson (@JMAnderson44) March 20, 2015
Gus Poyet clutching at straws in his LMA statement: "This season, Sunderland remains the only team not to have conceded to Chelsea." #safc — Ben Rumsby (@ben_rumsby) March 20, 2015
Excellent statement from Poyet! Anyone would defend themselves, but Showed some class, unlike previous managers! — Allan Davis (@davis0688) March 20, 2015
Poyet - "Sunderland remain the only team to stop Chelsea scoring." He's celebrating a 0-0 draw.. — HazardEdition (@HazardEdition) March 20, 2015
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