Jon Walters issues a terrifying warning to anyone who might think of spitting at him

Just in case you were pondering spitting at the Irish international, we strongly advise you don't

Stoke aren't back in action until March 14, when they play West Brom in the league, but in the aftermath of the Evans/Cisse spitting affair the Baggies players better not get any ideas. Speaking to Talksport about the incident today, Stoke's Jon Walters issued a truly ominous warning to any player who might think about spitting on him. "As a player you take anything off the ball; sly punches, pinches and kicks that are meant to wind you up,” he said. "Little things like that go on in any match. But spitting is pretty low. If it happened to me and someone spat at my face or towards me then I think he’d be eating his supper through a straw that night. "I wouldn't be very happy, I wouldn't be happy at all. It’s the lowest of the low." We think you are safe enough Jon...