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Published 15:25 23 Dec 2016 GMT
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1) Not one but TWO tins of Fox's Fabulously biscuit selection - each boasting a second layer. This was a formidable show of strength in depth from the Anfield club.
2) Klopp is nothing if not versatile. If sweet crumbly goodness isn't your bag, the savoury option of Walkers Crisps and French Fries served as a plan B.
3) Mince pies show a respect for history and tradition, and Liverpool are nothing if not proud of their rich past. Note these are standard size - more on that later.
4) Cadbury Roses are the ultimate crowd pleaser - there is literally something for everyone. It cements the side's role as Premier League's entertainers. The propped up guide is a lovely touch.
5) Always seeking to break new markets and spread the Anfield gospel, Liverpool are clearly courting US clientele here. And as we know, the Yanks really do go nuts for doughnuts.
6) On the surface, the likes of Refreshers and Drumstick Squashies may seem a tad puerile, but they emphasise a firm dedication to youth development. An inspired inclusion.
7) and 8) Ah, the duality of the modern game. Both prince and pauper are welcomed at Anfield. Ferrero Rocher appeal to billionaires and ambassadors, whilst Christmas-themed crackers don't forget the little man.
By harsh contrast to Liverpool's opulent options, United's rushed refreshments were verging on scandalous. For shame...
1) The beginning and end of the festive snacks on show are mince pies. Seriously - that's it. And miniature ones at that! Jose Mourinho couldn't have been more sneering of the fourth estate had he served up shit on toast.
2) Other than the own-brand pies on show, literally the only thing to suggest we are in the throes of Christmas time were silver napkins. Clearly an after-thought by Doris the canteen lady. She really needn't have bothered.
3) Could the symbolism be more obvious? Plastic cups. Plastic. Cups. Short-term, unsustainable and utterly disposable. They only add to the sense that Mourinho's reign will be short-lived and lacking in any legacy. So sad to see.
4) Very much reflective of United's transfer strategy, the bottles of wine are probably more expensive than any single aspect of Liverpool's spread, and yet their main objective is to cloud the judgement of the assembled press and distract from fundamental weaknesses.
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