Old Trafford scarf sellers will do well to shift these Manchester derby abominations

Perfect for the conflicted Manchester football fans in your life.

Manchester's two biggest football sides go head to head at Old Trafford this afternoon and there will be plenty of colour on display. We don't expect many of these half-and-half scarves to be held head high. £8 would be better spent on a chip van cheeseburger.

At Old Trafford for Manchester derby pic.twitter.com/09EsmkjSX8

— Rob Harris (@RobHarris) October 25, 2015

Maybe we were too harsh... https://twitter.com/ManUtd/status/658262781716766720 Maybe not. https://twitter.com/TheAnswer75/status/658269510256996352