Peter Crouch vocalises what’s going to happen to all of us during Mayweather v Pacquiao

If there were ever any doubts that Peter Crouch wasn't one of us, let them be gone.

We all love the idea of staying up to watch Mayweather and Pacquiao after shelling out our hard-earned money to Sky Box Office. But, bloody hell, it's on at 4 a.m. so it's very possible that we could all be fast asleep by the time Justin Bieber's head emerges from backstage alongside Floyd. And Stoke forward Peter Crouch knows only too well the struggle that comes with these late-night fights.

Two days till I pay 20 quid and sleep through the entirety of the fight. Excited . #MayweatherPacquiao pic.twitter.com/SPIJM7671j

— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) April 30, 2015

Expectation. Reality.