PIC: Longford Town’s stewards have an ingenious way to test if you deserve a discount at the turnstiles

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We all remember being snuck through a turnstile as a young lad under our father's jacket. It's a part of growing up in Ireland that you try and scam your way to a match via the cheapest means possible. And as you grow older and if you happen to have got a chance at third-level education, then you're going to try and chance the 'student' turnstile as much as possible. Even when you're 30 and you failed first-year Arts in UCC. But the clever guys manning the turnstiles in the City Calling Stadium, the home ground of Longford Town, have a cunning plan to rumble any possible non-students looking to dodge full price into the game.