Pic: This list of fines will give you a key insight into English football club ‘banter’

Is pissing in the shower equally as reprehensible an act as stepping into the washing area of a football dressing room without flip-flops? It is according to Blyth Spartans, anyway. The club, who play in the seventh tier of English football, sent a copy of their fines list to BBC journalist Dan Walker and it makes for entertaining viewing. The fines are actually pretty reasonable, although you should definitely have to pay more than £2 if you take a leak in the shower. https://twitter.com/mrdanwalker/status/613300125067255808 How much do you think someone would have to pay for sleeping with a team-mate's partner? Going by their scale it would probably only cost you about £15.