QUOTE: Louis van Gaal has left us with a disturbing mental image after he talks about his flexibility

"I'm very flexible ... and my wife knows this."

So said a highly respected 63-year-old by the name of Louis van Gaal. The Manchester United manager etched an unwanted image into our innocent little minds of the Dutchman engaging in some adventurous Kama Sutra acts. The risque quote came out when LVG was discussing formations and tactical changes during an interview for MUTV. Nothing like a mental photograph of a pasty man in his 60s bending over backwards in the bedroom to put you off your porridge. H/t to BleacherReportUK