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Published 13:30 8 Jul 2015 BST
Updated 13:30 8 Jul 2015 BST
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'Sterling can't turn up at Anfield tomorrow because I always think a single day off work looks suspicious. Like you couldn't be arsed getting out of a warm duvet or something. If he stays off for three days or more, he'll require a doctor's note, which is a hassle in itself. The best course of action may be two days. Come in on the third day and act brave, coughing and sniffing like you're not fully over it but you've come in anyway. Like a trouper. Work colleagues will probably tell you to go home at lunchtime anyway, pretending to be concerned but really not wanting to catch what you've got.'The former QPR player has two years left on his contract so he'll need one hell of a doctor's cert, or some fancy maneuvering, to stretch this sick day out. https://youtu.be/q-lQc2ZudyA Somewhat understandably, given the contract wranglings and wage/glory demands made by Sterling and his agent, there was not a lot of empathy out there. https://twitter.com/Brenzie/status/618743217165570048 https://twitter.com/ChrisHewitt/status/618751620063563776 https://twitter.com/simondawkins23/status/618753000199294976
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