VIDEO: Portland Timbers fans go absolutely bonkers after sensational thunderbastard golazo

A chip off the old block.

Dairon Asprilla bagged his second MLS goal for Portland Timbers on Sunday night and to go against the grain, he made the sequel light years better than the original. Well, we assume so, as we haven't actually seen his debut league goal. However, by the law of averages, it probably wasn't as stunning as this. Dairon proved he was the son of Colombia and Newcastle legend Faustino with a rocketed effort from distance to fire Portland 2-1 up against FC Dallas just after the break. Cue chaos from the support. There wasn't a log left un-chainsawed in the city.