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Published 11:45 6 Feb 2015 GMT
Updated 13:06 6 Feb 2015 GMT
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- You do meet a lot of celebrities.
- Yeah? Like who?
- Kevin Spacey, he's nice.
- Don't know him. What about Val Kilmer? I believe he's a complete b*stard.
You would've gotten that exchange in with Buzz, the American telling Ted he wipes his ass with 400 dollars and right up to Mrs Doyle clipping Father Jack's nails. Think how much more enlightened Villa fans' lives could've been.
Come Saturday, just hit play at this scene and we're sure you'll get the rest of the episode finished without scoring to complete the box set. (Start it all again as well while you're at it)
5. The Championship
You could've watched Kerry's All-Ireland-winning campaign the whole way through from the first outing against Clare with Dublin's Leinster-winning exploits thrown in there as well. On top of that, you could've watched the first half of Derry and Donegal back in May after Derry had reached the league final and led Jim McGuinness' men by two points at the break in the first round of the Ulster championship. You know, back when things were good. The first half is all that fits in on top of Kerry's and Dublin's journeys. That's all we need to see again.
6. Exercising
A marathon could've been ran five times over (if you were a world record holder).
7. Time wasting
You could've spent the same amount of time browsing through Netflix looking for something to watch. You might've finally finished browsing by this stage though.
8. Tea
Assuming your standard 1.7 litre Russell Hobbs kettle takes exactly 4 minutes and 16 seconds to boil from scratch at full capacity like ours does, you could've boiled a full kettle 143 times and still had nearly two minutes to work with to finally pour your guests a cup of tea. Assuming they're that patient, obviously.
9. Biting your lip
That time might've been better spent queuing behind the old lady with four cards at the ATM machine.
10. Swooning
The official Puskas Award video for Stephanie Roche's goal could've been watched in full 895 times but if you just preferred to watch the goal and the replay of it, rather than the FIFA spiel afterwards, you could've done so 1,792 times. Better than no goals, eh?
11. Being thankful for what you have
You could watch the mind-boggling, jaw-dropping, dramatic climax to Sky Sports News' deadline day coverage from 12:48pm. But we're sure you'd rather watch Aston Villa...
12. Shopping
That time might've been better spent standing outside Penney's, waiting for a girl, pretending to be on your phone until she manoeuvred her way through the crowds back to the exit. You could've gotten maybe two trips out of it.
13. Taking over
We could've watched all five of Conor McGregor's UFC wins 21 times and still found time for a couple of his hilarious YouTube videos.
14. Running
Tommy Bowe could've scaled the length of the Aviva from inside his own 22' against Australia 3,338 times.
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