Watch: Irish striker somehow manages to zip his tracksuit top to his eyelid

How?

How is it possible to zip your eyelid to a tracksuit top? Only Graham Cummins can answer that, and even then it still probably wouldn't make much sense. The Irish striker got himself into an almighty mess at training for his new club St Johnstone earlier today, and thankfully Chris Millar was there to help laugh mercilessly at his teammate's misfortune. In addition to the sight of a man's eyelid being zipped to a tracksuit top, the video contains some bad language, so don't proceed if you're in anyway squeamish. https://twitter.com/MidgeyMillar/status/624557833279946752 Strikers always look to catch the eye when signing for a new club, but the Cork native has taken it to extreme lengths. Get it? I'll see myself out. H/T STV.